Today my friends four year old nephew goes to his kindergarten class with a rose for her Valentine on 14th and making me feel like an idiot who uses all the three life lines on very first question of KBC and still gives the incorrect answer.Īny ways, going back to standard 9th once again. I am a retarded and rather late starter kind of guy and I am the one whom Darwin’s refers in his famous book “The origin of species” as the species who loose out in the race of selection of fittest because of slow growth as compared to others.
Well I came to know about this big day in standard 9th. So let me analyze in this meet all the past V- Days of my life and where all the defects were injected. Well the prevention never happens and defects never cease but we do come out with a date for new DP meet. sometime in the week when all the women less, dumb wits geeks in office have nothing else to do, specially on occasions like V- Days, they all huddle together in a room and talk about all the defects they purposefully or non purposefully injected in the project and the prevention of them in future. I don’t know who invented it but trust me when I say it’s a piece of sheer fun. It’s called a DP meet or the Defect Prevention Meeting. So today I just sit around and indulge myself in a task which is a favorite pass time and one of the very few sources of entertainment in rather dull office lives of IT techies. “ Hazarron Khwaishein Aisi ki har khawaish pe dam nikleīahut nikle mere armaan magar phir bhi kam niklei”Īnd for those of you whose understanding of Urdu is like Lalu Prasd Yadav’s ability to do a hip shaking Salsa, just forget about it because what I wish to convey through the couplet above is a simple fact that I have been screwed up royally without fail on this day for past many years. But trust me its getting worse over the years. Things are going down every year JĪnd like all the previous years of my life, I hope May this would be the Nadir of all V days of my life before I could reemerge like a phoenix from Ashes next year. Yes!! You are right! I am talking about guys here and even among them one of the folks is yet to wish me back.
I have already wished three guys a very happy Valentines Day and have been wished back by two.
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